Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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