I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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