Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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