i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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