we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
FUCK WHALES
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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