random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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