This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
