I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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