bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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