What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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