your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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