No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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