fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
