I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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