Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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