I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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