ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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