I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
he shaved USA in his pubs
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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