Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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