i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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