You work out of a Hotel?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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