Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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