the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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