If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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