I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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