I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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