At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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