ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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