So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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