I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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