idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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