i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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