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You really coming over, don't trick.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days

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(443): View more from Maryland

There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.

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(314): View more from Missouri

When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today

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