Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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