Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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