And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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