We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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