I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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