So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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