I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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