Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
she peed on how many people?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Drake has all the answers
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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