You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I wish i was in the wii world.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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