i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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