He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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