And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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