We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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