Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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