Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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