Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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