Walk of Shame. In a state park.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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