I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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