This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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